Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...