Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...