Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...