Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...