Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...