What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...