Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...