Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...