Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...