Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...