Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.