Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
The last words
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
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A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
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Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
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New Lumberjack
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