Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...