What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”