Sleeping on the job
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The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Mental power outages …
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Very stupid robbers
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Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...