An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
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A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
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One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
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Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
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What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
believing in leprechauns
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