Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...