Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....