Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....