Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...