Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...