Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...