Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...