Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...