Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...