Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!