Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...