Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Watching Baywatch
10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American men...