You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...