Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...