My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...