Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...