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Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...