Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...