Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...