Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...