Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...