37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
PC Support
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...