Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...