The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...