They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...