Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...