Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...