Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...