Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...