A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...