Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...