Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...