Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...