There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...