Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...